A Candid Interview with President Obama About ET Disclosure

Roger Marsh,
UFO Examiner

Every one term president has thought about this.

Credits: File image.

Talk of UFO disclosure where our government comes clean on the alien issues is a longstanding debate.

EDITORIAL HUMOR

Many are convinced disclosure is right around the corner.

Consider the daily reports of UFO sightings simply from the U.S. portion of the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) witness reporting database. Never a dull moment.

President Obama sits behind his desk. Chief of staff Bill Daley sits.

DALEY
Mr. President. Unemployment is raging. Your health care program is painting you as a Tsar. The latest popularity polls are depressing.

OBAMA
Fox or CNN?

DALEY
Both.

OBAMA
Oh, is there any good news?

DALEY
You have the full support of the Argentina drug cartel.

OBAMA
Finally – good news.

DALEY
No – that’s bad. You don’t want to be associated with them.

OBAMA
But they like me.

DALEY
Apparently your national programs are fueling sales. But I think the Washington Post might have a little lead on that story – somehow tying one of your former Chicago neighbors in as a cartel boss.

OBAMA
Really? How do you know that?

DALEY
I hosted a conference call with the former neighbor, the Post reporter, and the Argentine cartel lord. I have to look after my post White House career. I know there's a book in there somewhere.

OBAMA
That can’t be good.

DALEY
Just trying to keep everyone happy, Mr. President.

OBAMA
What are we going to do?

DALEY
Sir, if you don’t mind me saying so – I think it’s time.

OBAMA
Time for what?

DALEY
To divert attention away from this ugly mess to get you re-elected.

OBAMA
Yes, Bill. That’s a great idea. Let’s start a war. Which country should we accuse of having weapons of mass destruction? Wait, that’s been done recently. I know – the Canadians. We’ll say the Canadians are very bad people and we have to invade. What will that cost? Why are they bad?

DALEY
The Canadians? Michelle is having lunch with the Canadian Prime Minister’s wife – Laureen – just down the hall.

OBAMA
Have the traitor arrested immediately. Do I have the power to have her shot on sight?

DALEY
Your kids are having ice cream with her.

OBAMA
I can’t have my children hanging out with Canadian scum.

DALEY
But sir. You slept with Laureen last night. You know. She came in through that secret panel? The one Clinton built.

OBAMA
How to you know that?

DALEY
It’s on my daily Secret Service report. You had two…

OBAMA
Now, Bill. Stop right there. How much does the Secret Service know?

DALEY
Here sir – have a Tums. I was just alerted your stomach is upset.

OBAMA
Okay – if we can’t invade Canada – and man, it’s so close and would have been pretty cheap – not like Iraq and all those boats – what are we going to do?

DALEY
I think we should open the envelope – and, well, you know – alert the press.

OBAMA
Open what?

DALEY
Sir – all presidents since – well, that 1947 crash at Roswell – have known about – well, you know.

OBAMA
Oh, that alien thing. I thought we weren’t supposed to talk about that? Something about keeping it secret another hundred years until all those guys from Congress get condos on that – what planet was that?

DALEY
Sir – I realize presidents like Carter – you know – one-term presidents – well, that never invoked – well, the envelope. But I am suggesting you do it.

OBAMA
What you are suggesting, Bill?

FOUR LOUD BEEPS GO OFF

DALEY
Sir – quick – that was my Black Op Sensor. They’re on to us. I just hit my Black-Out button Hush Alert – but we only have about 20 seconds left of private conversation before recording continues – and then storm troopers will plow in here and blow us away because of what we’re talking about.

OBAMA
But that Canadian woman wasn’t that good. She didn’t even go down on..

DALEY
Sir – these are precious private moments.

OBAMA
Okay – what should we do?

DALEY
I’m suggesting we open the envelope – which outlines the latest information on contact with aliens – basically explaining complete Disclosure to the American public. If we do this – all news will be diverted to that story – and you will win the presidency.

OBAMA
A total reveal?

DALEY
Total reveal.

OBAMA
Should I do that?

DALEY
Quick – we have 5 seconds of privacy left. In 5 seconds we have to switch to code words. We need a word to say when we want to say, "alien."

OBAMA
Okay – let’s just say "rock."

DALEY
And we’re live in three, two… so Barack, for lunch you were wanting turkey or roast beef on that sandwich?

OBAMA
I thought we were talking about the aliens?

DALEY
Ik-shnay on the alien-ah -say Mr. President. We’re live now.

OBAMA
Oh, okay. Well turkey, because those nasty Mexican aliens are turkeys and that’s what I’ll eat today.

DALEY
Yeah, right. So are we going to move forward on what we’ve been talking about?

OBAMA
Yes, I think we should fill the American public in on rocks.

DALEY
Good.

OBAMA
Because I really need to get elected again and I think we should just go ahead and let the public know about aliens…

DALEY
Sir – you mean, rocks?

STORM TROOPERS MOVE IN…

 

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