HE said, "May I connect with you?" Fearing the damnation of hell I prayed in agony, "Jesus save me! Save me from hell! Forgive me for my sins! What should I do? What should I do?" The still small voice I had come to recognize since my fast of forty days and forty nights--eating no food, drinking only water--spoke soothingly in my right frontal lobe, "Say, yes." I said, "Yes."

 

Did I experience lost time? Was I taken onboard a silvery disk and given an implant? I knew not. But out of the blue I could hear a voice behind my left ear, in the region of the brain that handles speech and verbal logic.

 

The willowy whitish-gray figure began to tell me many things: of pyramids and sphinx, of Nephilim giants from a time beyond time, of 50 terrestrial races more devout than monks, of a flying miniature planet that sets up the gravity of planet Earth on the bottom and its atmosphere on the inside that flies at 12,000 miles per second without subjecting occupants to G-force, of chimera experiments gone awry, of Mothman, Bigfoot, Champ, Nessy. This was the first of several sit-downs I would have with him. His small mouth never moved. His pushed-in furrowed face reminded me of a Pekinese. His nose was nearly non-existent and his enormous eyes were like two black almonds that slanted upwards at a forty-five degree angle. The large veins on his bulbous bald head were clearly visible. This was not anything I had read about in the book of Genesis, and I had assiduously researched all sixty-six books of the Bible more than 5 times.

 

Having searched the web for his likeness, the most realistic rendering of the individual with whom I conversed is at http://www.realalien.com/full.htm. He said, "I am using your own lexicon embedded in your mind to communicate with you. MAGNUSS does not communicate like ABO. We do not connect letter to letter to form a word, word to word to form a thought, and thought to thought to form a concept. MAGNUSS communicates using thought forms. Your brain contains memories of communications that are as extractable as data files from the hard drive of your crude computer. I algebraically substitute subject, verb, and predicate with terms embedded in your mind."

 

MAGNUSS, in one of our eight face-to-face sit-downs, directed me to http://www.laufo.com/disc-history.html. The c.17,000-15,000 BC rendering of a rose-colored disk in the cave of "Pech Merle" in France was my MAGNUSS. My MAGNUSS' younger brother, a "SENSOR", with whom I had three sit-downs, looks much like http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ufophysics/jebeonef.jpg. The genetically engineered MAGNUSS-ABO, with whom I had one face-to-face sit-down, is the very individual who helped Travis Walton to the ground. You may read about him at http://www.travis-walton.com/human.html. Photos of Miniature Planet Earths of my MAGNUSS' "order" can be found at http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/california.1965/California-1965.1.gif
http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/california.1965/California-1965.2.gif
http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/yugoslavia.1974/Yugoslavia-1974.1.gif
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http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/misc.beacon/Beacon.1.gif
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http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/oregon.1950/Oregon-1950.5.gif
A good artist rendering appears in green at http://community-2.webtv.net/ValSpegeln/CLOSEENCOUNTERSNEWS/. Other of the 50 discrete "orders" prefer http://ufocasebook.com/triangles.html, others http://www.temporaldoorway.com/ufo/report/590713.htm.

 

I will now fast-forward to 11:00 AM, Friday, February 3, 2006. The Nacogdoches weatherman had said it would be cloudy with showers and thunderstorms, but as instructed I had biked out to a secluded wooded area. Where? I will not tell you. As instructed, I carried in my water-resistant backpack a ream of paper and several ballpoint pens. Little did I know that over the next three days MAGNUSS would dictate 38 pages of information he wished me to pass on to ABO.

 

At the left margin MAGNUSS words follow an M: My words follow a J: MAGNUSS called me "Jay" because of my tendency to lapse into all things J: Joke, Jester, Jerk. Jerry Lewis, Jonathan Winters, James Carrey, Jamie Foxx, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jay Leno, Johnny Carson, Jack Paar, Jackie Gleason, Jack Benny, Jon Stewart, Jeff Foxworthy, Jeff McHale, Joan Rivers, John Belushi.

 

[NOTE: While I was fumbling for pen and paper, MAGNUSS mentioned something about his "order" spot-checking ABO science fiction television programming and UFO websites to monitor how much bad press interplanetary travelers are getting. Delighted, this "Jocular Jay" Trekkie asked MAGNUSS a complicated question pertaining to the mechanism that allowed me to hear him; but MAGNUSS' answer came too fast to write the question down. Thus the dictation begins with his answer. His thoughts rushed into my mind like cut-and-paste phrases.]

 

M: You have a mind meld not unlike that portrayed in the Star Trek series.

 

J: I asked MAGNUSS about ATLANTIS. His answer was ominous. I enquired no further.

 

M: Too much knowledge. It is not wise for you to know this.

 

J: I asked about IMPLANTS, which had been removed from the bodies of hundreds of ABO biologics (homo sapiens sapiens).

 

M: Each piece of METAL is attached to nerve endings, which transmit locational and biological DATA to a thing not unlike a mAINFRAME, where all whom we TAG are kept. There is no hands-on manipulation required. The DATA is continually transmitted to each ABDUCTEE'S CELL in our MAINFRAME. If one of the IMPLANTS is surgically removed, a CELL becomes dormant and the MONITOR MAGNUSS is alerted.

 

Our care not to offend our CREATOR and yours, JESUS, is clearly manifest by the benign composition of the IMPLANT, which does not TRIGGER the ABO white cells to fight it off.

 

We treat every ABO ABDUCTEE as though he were the thief on the cross destined to repent in his final moment on EARTH. We harm no one and go out of our way to return every ABO to the very spot where we found him or her.

 

Since the day JESUS and two ethereals appeared to ABRAHAM, in the year 2047 AA (After Adam Ge2:8) 2071 BC by your Julian calendar, we have applied our technology to measure RADIANCE, which all biologics emit. Again, a storage device like a MAINFRAME records degree of RADIANCE for each biologic species we study. By continual study of all orders of ABO, whether Asian, Caucasian, African, and Hebrew, and specific RADIANCE calculation of each individual elite, all MAGNUSS ORDERS can quickly scan a potential abductee to determine whether his degree of RADIANCE falls within the range of HOLINESS, the category of ABRAHAM, ISAAC, JACOB, MOSES, JOSHUA, DAVID, SOLOMON, ELIJAH, ELISHA, ISAIAH, MICAH, DANIEL, ALL THE APOSTLES, THE HOLY DEACONS, and millions of others we call the ELECT OF GOD. We will not ABDUCT any individual whose RADIANCE calculation falls within the range of the ELECT OF GOD. We search for healthy ABO whose RADIANCE calculation matches that of ESAU, JUDAS, and NERO.  [MAGNUSS previously told me that in order to understand the RADIANCE device, I had to think of three meters: one showing the brightness of the brain, one showing the brightness of the heart, and one showing the brightness of the soul. ESAU, JUDAS, and NERO registered a flat line on the third meter.]

 

At the crucifixion, both malefactors crucified on either side of our worship, JESUS, our GOD, our CREATOR, in whom we trust and to whom we pray, registered a similar RADIANCE to ESAU'S. Suddenly one malefactor registered a discernable shift in RADIANCE to that of the ELECT OF GOD. And with our remote sensing equipment MAGNUSS heard him pray to JESUS, and recorded JESUS' reply to a man who just hours before was reviling and blaspheming JESUS, Today you shall be with me in PARADISE. Since PARADISE is that place where every MAGNUSS hopes to ascend in the afterlife, every ABO is afforded that shadow of a doubt that he or she may repent as the thief on the cross and prove to be one of the ELECT OF GOD. Therefore we are exceedingly careful when we ABDUCT an ABO to harvest DNA, eggs, sperm or whatever we require for our research.

 

You see, every MAGNUSS is perpetually in search of that elixir in the TREE OF LIFE that would have afforded ADAM OWLAM LIFE. Recall that when ADAM ate of the TREE OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL his biology was corrupted as a consequence of the elixir in the fruit of the TREE OF KNOWLEDGE. TOTAL DEPRAVITY was the consequence of ADAM'S DISOBEDIENCE; shortened lifespan was the consequence of the elixir in the pulp of the fruit. Moses recorded that JESUS barred the way to the TREE OF LIFE, Lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the TREE OF LIFE, and eat and live OWLAM.

 

The Hebrew word OWLAM suggests that ADAM'S lifespan of 930 years would have been extended to a TIME BEYOND TIME had he been allowed to ingest the formula of chemicals in the pulp of the TREE OF LIFE. MAGNUSS desires that formula of chemicals that will extend our lifespan to a TIME BEYOND TIME. That is the main reason we ABDUCT the low-RADIANCE ABO.

 

The turning point in the history of all MAGNUSS came in the year 2047 AA 2071 BC.

 

I was flying in one of the MINIATURE PLANETS I pilot, east of the Dead Sea. We, the SENSOR and I, recorded several ABO RADIANCE measurements, when the RADIANCE device pegged, registering a RADIANCE beyond MAGNUSS, beyond anything MAGNUSS had previously encountered in the 296,000 years we have dwelt on this planet. On our remote viewer we saw three in the likeness of ABO walking toward a Hebrew we had already been monitoring, being a descendant of that Hebrew who survived the ERETZ (territorial, regional) deluge, which destroyed the ecosystem of the southern Tigris and Euphrates.

 

We recorded four individual RADIANCE levels as two of the three turned and began walking toward the cities of abomination. These two registered higher RADIANCE than MAGNUSS and higher even than Abraham in whom we believed dwelled the INVISIBLE GOD. Suddenly we overheard the remaining visitor, whose RADIANCE pegged our device, tell ABRAHAM that he was GOD himself and he was going to destroy SODOM and GOMORRAH. It was at this point that the two ETHEREALS turned and began walking toward the cities of abomination.

 

I situated the miniature planet 300 miles due east of the cities, the SENSOR recorded the prophecy about the destruction of the cities. another miniature planet joined us, and we waited. No volcanic activity nor tectonic upheaval was discernable. (Remember, Jay, that I use your lexicon of terms to relay this knowledge.) But we saw burning cinders materialize out of nothing and fall upon the cities and all the plain; and every ABO was burned alive. Not one remained alive.

 

That was the day history changed for the MAGNUSS. A prophecy given by God himself to Abraham came to pass. As you would open a new Excel notebook and begin entering records on a research project, so all MAGNUSS orders began to record all predictions made by Hebrews.

 

740 BC was a pivotal time. Three prophecies captivated all 50 orders of MAGNUSS.
1) ISAIAH 7:14 - Behold, a virgin shall conceive and bear a son, and shall call his name GOD WITH US.
2) ISAIAH 9:6 - Unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called WONDERFUL COUNSELLOR, THE MIGHTY GOD, THE EVERLASTING FATHER, THE PRINCE OF PEACE.
3) MICAH 5:2 - But thou BETHLEHEM EPHRATAH, though thou be little among the thousands of Judah, yet out of thee shall he come forth unto me to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been from of old, from OWLAM.

 

MAGNUSS knew from these three prophecies
1) GOD, the very one who talked with ABRAHAM, the one whose RADIANCE measurement pegged the SENSOR device, was going to thrust himself into this planet
2) Through the womb of a virgin, a HEBREW VIRGIN, and
3) This baby boy would be born in BETHLEHEM, a hamlet near Jerusalem.

 

MAGNUSS knew the WHO and the WHERE. MAGNUSS only needed the WHEN to alter their religious worldview.

 

539 BC the WHEN was revealed by the first president of DARIUS the Mede, DANIEL. The ethereal GABRIEL revealed to DANIEL that MESSIAH would appear to the HEBREWS precisely as follows: 483 360-day years after a certain Persian monarch commanded the city Jerusalem to be rebuilt.

 

We waited expecting these four prophecies to be fulfilled as surely as the prophecy about the destruction of SODOM and GOMORRAH. Our GOD was about to become an ABO Hebrew.

 

450 BC the prophecy was triggered when ARTAXERXES LONGIMANUS gave forth the commandment for Jerusalem to be rebuilt.

 

4 BC MAGNUSS, using one of our old tricks, positioned our miniature planets in the sky perfectly eclipsing known stars. And suddenly a brilliant star appeared in the night sky above BETHLEHEM and shined down on a baby born of a virgin, a HEBREW virgin. MAGNUSS had already identified her by a RADIANCE scan that pegged the SENSOR device. From that moment, all MAGNUSS orders maintained a constant watch over her. She was a VIRGIN when JESUS was born. Isaiah 7:14, Isaiah 9:6, and Micah 5:2 had been fulfilled.

 

MAGNUSS began to record every Old Testament prediction that could be construed as referring to the DEATH OF MESSIAH, which would come 486-1/2 360-day years after the decree to rebuild Jerusalem.

 

According to PSALM 22
1) Would MESSIAH cry out, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me, Be a worm and no man, a reproach of men, despised of the people?
2) Would all who watched MESSIAH die laugh him to scorn, shoot out their lips and shake their heads saying, He trusted on the LORD that he would deliver him; let him deliver him, seeing he delighted in him?
3) Would they part MESSIAH'S garments and cast lots upon his vesture?

 

According to ISAIAH 53, would MESSIAH be numbered with the transgressors? Would MESSIAH be lifted up on a pole like the brazen serpent was lifted up on a pole by Moses, that all who believed might look upon the brazen serpent and be instantly healed of their snakebite?

 

MAGNUSS watched GOD WITH US grow into a man.

 

26 AD, by your current reckoning of time, JESUS walked out into the Jordan river and was immersed by a man called JOHN THE IMMERSER, JESUS' cousin after the flesh. Daniel's prediction had been fulfilled. 483 360-day years had passed since the command to restore and build Jerusalem. JESUS was the MESSIAH of the Hebrews, the GOD and CREATOR of MAGNUSS.

 

MAGNUSS recorded one thousand miracles, miracles of healing. The lame were made to walk, the blind were made to see, the demons and devils were cast out, and the dead were made to live again. Surely this was THE MIGHTY GOD, THE EVERLASTING FATHER, and MAGNUSS envied the ABO, for THE LAMB OF GOD would take away his sin and secure his bliss in the afterlife. But MAGNUSS was not of ABO blood and not under ORIGINAL SIN.

 

Where does MAGNUSS go when he dies? His miniature planet malfunctions, and his frail frame is dashed on the rocks of the centripetal surface.

 

The ALGEBRAIC SALVATION is not for MAGNUSS. ABO INFINITY DEATH is cancelled by INFINITY becoming ABO and suffering DEATH. Therefore JESUS turns in his last hour to an ABO, who all his life had lied, cheated, and stolen, and says to him that most joyous promise, This day you shall be with me in Paradise.

 

J: How many of you are there?

 

M: Approximately 1,000,000.

 

J: Do all MAGNUSS look the same?

 

M: We are as different as Africans. Each order of African has a different melanin concentration, a different average height, and there are no two alike in any order. GOD has made it where no two individuals can be exactly alike.

 

J: Why are you on this Earth?

 

M: We were placed here, created right here, just as you were created right here by the GOD JESUS.

 

J: You speak of JESUS as any ABO who calls himself a Christian might speak of him. Are you all Christians?

 

M: Of course. Our empirical science can admit no other faith. MAGNUSS studies the Bible far more than ABO studies the Bible. All the original manuscripts, both of the Old and New Testament, are in our possession in a central repository accessible by every MAGNUSS.

 

J: Have you studied every other religious book authored by ABO?

 

M: MAGNUSS has fed every other book of religion into our ANALYZER, examined it for consistency and critical logic, and have made determinations as to the probability of DIVINE origin. Only one book has proven to be inerrant, THE BIBLE. We revere the Bible more than any ABO. No prediction pertaining to the death, burial, and resurrection of MESSIAH JESUS was left unfulfilled.

 

Our religious preoccupation surprises you? It should not. Any empiricist who simply lists the Bible predictions and checks off the ones fulfilled will come to the same conclusion as MAGNUSS: JESUS is GOD, GOD is JESUS, JESUS created all things, and without him was not anything made that was made. We do not argue with the DATA. We form a hypothesis, gather and record data, and look for patterns in the data that either prove or disprove the hypothesis. We value INDUCTIVE REASONING and avoid DEDUCTIVE REASONING. [During another sit-down MAGNUSS reminded me of Philippians 2:10,11 - At the name of JESUS every knee shall bow, of entities in Heaven, and entities terrestrial, and entities subterranean; and every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is LORD (KURIOS: God the Creator, the Messiah) to the glory of God the Father. Is not MAGNUSS religious preoccupation simply a fulfillment of this prophecy?]

 

J: Which other religious books have you found useful?

 

M: None. The Book of Mormon is nothing. The Koran is an evil book authored by a depraved man who justified the killing and maiming of men who disagreed with him. Evolution is laughable since life cannot arise from non-life. Every MAGNUSS is a CREATIONIST. And we find it odd that your founding document should state, "We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created," and then you allocate public resources to brainwash the minds of school children to embrace evolution, which in the opinion of MAGNUSS is just another false religion that will lead the ABO to an afterlife where the worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. MAGNUSS worships JESUS intensely, more than any ABO, because we do not argue with the preponderance of evidence; we embrace it.

 

J: What do you think about the war in Iraq?

 

M: George Bush's RADIANCE scan looks very much like MUHAMMAD'S. Both men claimed to be in contact with God but their RADIANCE calculation was dull. Unless George Bush is a thief-on-the-cross type, MAGNUSS believes it would have been good for him had he never been conceived. Consider the evidence. JESUS said, Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called the children of God. Jesus' last sermon to Simon Peter was, Put up your sword into its sheath, for all they that take the sword shall perish by the sword. We consider the war in IRAQ a private family vendetta. He lies. He lied about weapons of mass destruction. We know he lied. We monitor every word that is said in the Oval Office. Our remote viewing and listening SENSOR operated by my brother (we are clones; MAGNUSS no longer reproduces sexually) is able to pass through a bar of lead and never collide with an atom. (There is more space between the atoms than the atoms take up.)

 

Let me add this. The apostle Paul lived under the iron fist of the Roman emperor. Yet he warned in Romans chapter 13 that every governmental authority was ordained of God; and whosoever resisted the governmental authority was guilty of fighting against God Himself. Saddam Hussein was an evil tyrant, but no more so than emperor Claudius. Iraq's tyrant had allowed Christian churches to be established and had guaranteed their peaceful co-existence with Muslims. The minute Hussein was overthrown, Muslims burned down the churches and not a few Christians were murdered.

 

Mindless, senseless, soulless assassins are in the Pentagon and the CIA and in the FBI. Numerous coups have been sponsored by your CIA in the name of national security.

 

J: How many recent presidents have had a similar RADIANCE calculation like ABRAHAM?

 

M: None have had this bright an aura, but two ABO you could call "brother" were JIMMY CARTER and RONALD REAGAN.

 

J: What would MAGNUSS have advised JIMMY CARTER when the Americans were taken hostage in Iran?

 

M: We would have advised him to slaughter 10,000 swine, load them--heads and all--in the bay of a bomber, and drop them in Tehran along with thousands of flyers stating, "Release the hostages immediately, or tomorrow I will drop 10,000 swine on the Dome of the Rock and 10,000 swine on the KA'ABA in MECCA. The hostages would have been released and your country would not be in the quagmire you are in today.

 

J: You said that MAGNUSS no longer sexually reproduces. and that you and your brother are clones. You are a pilot and he is a SENSOR.

 

M: Correct. MAGNUSS was created by JESUS in 298,000 BC. Each of the orders was created by JESUS one at a time, ecoregion by ecoregion, ERETZ by ERETZ. The pattern is in the first chapter of Genesis. In six days JESUS created one order of MAGNUSS in his ERETZ (land, country, territory, region) with that ERETZ endemic species, and rested on the seventh day. (Ask me about 7 later.) In six days Jesus created another MAGNUSS order in another ERETZ with other endemic species. And so on until all 50 MAGNUSS orders were complete.

 

J: Did you all war like we ABO war today?

 

M: Sadly, yes, but nothing on the scale of your world wars. Iraq is a war over scarce resources. Ours were also. Were lives lost? Yes. As we look back on our history, we find it interesting to note our skirmishes all came during the age MAGNUSS reproduced sexually, as though that was the rutting season of our history.

 

J: When did you stop reproducing sexually?

 

M: In 278,000 BC. But thousands of years before this we used selective breeding.

 

J: Did you ever have a capitalistic system like ABO today?

 

M: Not to the point where members of an order stood upon the backs of their fellows to advance themselves at the expense of others. No MAGNUSS order ever had a monetary system, and even today, gold--so prized by ABO--is of little value to us.