Conversations with Magnuss - page 3 by David Solamen

Magnuss - continues from page 2

by David Solamen - March 21, 2006

I love my family; I love my Nacogdoches friends. The lens through which they are viewed, and esteemed to be above reproach, should not be distorted by events that have been thrust only on me against my will.

J: Does MAGNUSS have a "Prime Directive" regarding ABO that keeps you from interfering in ABO affairs?

M: No, we have a Prime ABHORRENCE.

• You praise JOHN WAYNE; we praise GANDHI and MARTIN LUTHER KING

• You think of MAGNUSS as "The War of the Worlds"; we think of ourselves as "The Day The Earth Stood Still".

• You identify MAGNUSS with DARTH VADER; we identify ourselves with the JEDI.

• You spend hours dealing with CONFLICT RESOLUTION; we spend hours dealing with CONFLICT AVOIDANCE.

• If we abduct ABO, we return ABO; if ABO goes looking for a "space brother", file a "Missing Persons Report".

• You flap your wings like birds by Bernoulli's Principle and use fossil fuel to fly 26,000 miles an hour while you destroy the air that MAGNUSS breathes (for we are biologics); we fly a miniature planet that does NOT subject occupants to G-Force nor depredate the air that MAGNUSS breathes, flies 12,000 miles per second, flies to the moon in 20 seconds, flies 43 million miles in one hour, over 1 billion miles in one day, 378 billion miles in one year, with a maximum range of nearly 4 trillion miles before the atmospheric cells and food store must be replaced; and yet this leaves us light years short of the nearest planet that possesses the exact element ratios of this planet on which we were created in 298,000 BC.

• You arrogantly fantasize that a "Stranger at the Pentagon" is "helping" ABO advance ABO'S JOHN WAYNE society, while it is obvious that if MAGNUSS was "helping" the Pentagon with ABO technology, ABO would have already learned to manufacture MAGNUSS anti- gravity miniature planet instead of just putting on a light show for the Paparazzi at "Area 51".