So I'm cursing these bastards up one side and down the other, Sailor talk don't you know, things I cannot print here. I informed them I had my chest strap on, and they could forget about abducting me this night, as they cannot do so when this strap is in place. In reading this you probably don't know what I mean by 'chest strap'. I really should make this the subject of my next article. Doing so would clear up some questions and put things into perspective.

Simply put, a length of heavy cotton strap 1" wide and 1/8" thick, with a length of about five feet. One end is tied to the bottom of the headboard around the foot and the other in a loop that fits over my body and tight enough that it's not easy to get off. Through much experimentation I have figured out the precise length this strap needs to be, as well as the diameter of the loop that goes around my chest. If not done correctly it can easily be removed. I know this because they have removed it before, but each time they figured it out, I got smarter and figured out a different way, until I finally I came upon the correct length and method to stop them.

I should patent this damn thing, but it's only a strap used for reinforcing heavy boxes while being shipped. I will have to remember to upload a photograph or two of this strap and how I use it when I post that particular article. Actually it's not the strap that should be patented, but my idea that should be patented. I would be laughed out of the patent office when I explained what the strap is designed to do.

Well, you see sir, I tie this here end to bed post and this fancy loop slips down over my extended arms and head. I then finish putting this strap in position and ensuring there is no kinks or twists in the strap, I sleep well.

It did take a couple of days to get use to sleeping with this on. I am so comfortable with it now, and forget it is there, except when I try to get out of bed in the morning and find I'm tied to the bed. But that is the beauty of this device. It is a little difficult to put on, and somewhat hard to get off.

The only way it can be removed is for me to get in a fetal position and slowly work it down my waist and over my legs. Well, not quite the only way. They could easily open the night stand top drawer and remove a pair of scissors and cut the strap. So far, knock on wood, the aliens can't get it off, and that was the plan all along. I think they will eventually figure it out, and then I will have to go one better and make it harder. Actually I already have the next step of this already in place just in case they do figure it out.

It does sound funny, you think it's a joke, ha ha ha, what an idiot, BUT it works, so I don't care how stupid or funny it sounds.

Before I forget; I have received many emails from wonderful people, people I wish I could meet and have a chat with, a long chat. Some of them have asked me to try saying 'In the Name of Jesus' to see if this helps drive them away. I honestly have tried and this night was no different. I tried over and over again using the phrase and it did not seem to have any impact on the aliens being in my house. I asked Jesus' help in driving these evil forces from my bedroom, from my house. I really wish I could read the aliens mind, as I would like to know what they thought when I use this phrase. This is the second night in a row they showed up as these darkish figures and this did nothing to keep them at bay.

If you are not an abductee and not familiar with these goons taking you from your bed during the night, then yes, it may seem funny and stupid sounding when I mention putting on my chest strap. But if you are sick and tired of these bastards taking you against your will, the chest strap done the way I explain will stop them. I'm not saying you won't be abducted, I'm saying done properly they cannot get this strap off from around the human torso. I have difficulty getting it off the next morning myself, so they certainly are not and cannot remove it from me unless I let them take it off. I will try to work diligently on this article about this strap and the process and experiments I have gone through to make it alien abduction proof. Let me quickly clarify how an abduction can still take place, and I will remember to write much more about this in a later article.

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