As extreme a comparison and analogy as it might at first seem to many, the following little story may, nevertheless, help us in coming to understand exactly what the unknown and ultimate motivation and purpose behind this planet's long-standing alien presence (notice I did not necessarily say,...nor mean,... extraterrestrial) might actually be. The following is an occurrence that was recently reported involving a colony of gorillas and their response to some Christian missionaries who had set up camp near their gorilla compound and colony.

Reliable witnesses say the gorillas were seen, immediately after discovering the missionary encampment, gathered in a clearing, scratching their hairy heads in gorilla-like consternation over the unseen and sudden arrival, as well as the furtive and mysterious monkeying around of these invading (from the gorilla perspective, anyway) missionaries. From that moment on, after the initial sighting, the news spread faster than an ant invasion all throughout the jungle, escalating to the point to where by evening , "The Gorilla Guardian And Morning Telegraph, a daily publication of Ape-World Network Media had referred to the missionary camp as a," base camp" which only served to ratchet-up an already heightened (at least in the mind's and imagination's of gorillas everywhere) situation. Up until this official confirmation by The Guardian, an otherwise conservative paper,..." for sensible gorillas,"... as their advertising often stated, many had simply denied---- when previous such reports of alien sightings came in, as they occasionally would---- even the existence, or for that matter, even the possibility, of any such being as a "Missionary."

And as if that alone were not enough to raise apish-eyebrows, fur-raising suspicions, and anthropological concerns in its own right, one large, gray gorilla was heard to express the sentiments of many when he asked a young, wiry, almost chimp looking reporter, " Pray, tell me!! --- what kind of virus-laden, King-Kong-seeking, experimental misery, and untold mischief and aggression do these white-coated, fur-less, hatchet-faced aliens intend to do, now that they are here? Maybe enslave us under total alien domination, putting one of those starched-looking stiff white collars around all of our necks so we will look more like them--- except ours will really be a collar lock, painted white just so we will blend a bit more? And don't you kid yourself either, it will have a heavy, thick chain waiting to be attached should any gorilla suddenly feel "apey" or anything!"

After the headlines in The Guardian had hit the jungle paths, the whole jungle seemed to beat like a drum with wave after wave of reports of other-worldly activities, sightings, and landings of "missionaries" taking place, seemingly everywhere. The most serious report received by, and deliberated over, in absolute secrecy as a matter of national gorilla defense, by the Supreme Grand Council of Gorillas, concerned one special report, well documented with surveillance photos of the camp itself, and even more importantly perhaps, the disturbing presence of some strange device, assumed to be an unknown weapon of unknown destructive capabilities. The report stated, and the photos corroborated, that the strange artifice, or device as some called it, was obviously of great and monumental importance to the alien missionairies , as well as seeming to possess some form of intelligence, or so at least two older gorillas thought, and had asserted. These two were considered the only experienced scientifically knowledgeable gorillas available or qualified to be advisers, since both had once been held in captivity by similar looking aliens at an experimental scientific facility near the edge of the jungle, before their eventual escape; therefore, obviously they were the only gorillas qualified to make such an assertion.

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