Alien Motivation: 'The Rest Of The Story'
by Doc Edwards

In their official report they had both stated that the object, or more precisely perhaps, the weapon of possible mega-gorilla destructive capabilities, was of such monumental importance to the secret plans of the aliens that the aliens clearly were all under the strictest of orders to bow and almost completely kneel in some unknown alien ceremony of subjugation and appreciation of its force and power, each time they even so much as walked in front of its shape. The unknown weapon was described as being simply two gold, or gold-like metal bars, one, shorter, flat-like bar crossed over in perpendicularity to the other, longer flat-like bar, ultimately forming a cross. The two expert gorillas were heard to say that it " in their expert scientific opinion this cross-like weapon of mega-ape destructive potential and proportion could surely and certainly be somehow launched and fired directly from the place where it now rested, which was in the exact center of a table-like portable launch platform that was covered with a red-velvet, gold embroidered cloth. It was their assertion that should this cross-looking apparatus be unleashed and fired that it would certainly result in the total annihilation of every gorilla and ape on the planet. It would mean the end of anthropoid existence---at least as they knew it.

After that, it seemed as if random reports and sightings started coming in from everywhere. One such report from what was later termed, " credible ape sources" a dubious phrase at best, claimed that they had seen placed on the launch table beside "the golden crossed rocket," as the gorilla/ape press started calling it thereafter, of what was obviously some sort of ominous black-covered Master Operations Manual which invariably contained instructions for not only firing the cross-rocket itself, but also perhaps the ultimate fate of the gorilla civilization everywhere. A copy of this black book, which every alien seem to carry a smaller version of, had been procured by a gorilla who was an GBI agent (Gorilla Bureau of Investigation) and experts had determined that there were two untranslatable (at least so into official and understandable gorilla grunts) alien grunt-representations stamped in gold on the books cover. Reputable gorilla witnesses, close to the source, said the aliens called such markings , "words." One extremely black coated gorilla spoke out with seeming authority on the subject,"These hieroglyphic-like alien configurations, look as follows;" he then held up a representative copy and drawing of the strange markings for all present to see: H-O-L-Y B-I-B-L-E. However,the manual investigation came to a halt since no one could further make any reasonable translation of the inner content which was literally covered in millions of pieces of alien hieroglyphics.

In a written, national response the Grand Council of Gorillas and Great Apes finally released an ominous and somewhat discouraging statement of concern portending of "the greatest threat yet to face, not only those gorillas and apes closest to these horrific events and scene of invasion, but possibly gorillas and apes everywhere since gorilla technology, as modern and advanced as all gorillas proudly knew it to be, still nothing could defend against these hatchet faced, fur-less beings and their golden-crossed rockets of mega-gorilla destructive capabilities."

Their official report, along with its concluding remarks , ominously suggested either an all out jungle evacuation, or total and complete surrender to prevent further destruction and suffering. Certainly, they had stated, "the further possibility of an even greater threat and danger continues to grow". That evening gorillas and apes everywhere heard one lone reporter of the Associated Gorilla News slowly read, at the closing of his newscast, the last portentous sentence of the Grand Council's announcement, which offered no recourse or rescue, nor any hope or reassurance, but only stated the following as the obvious destiny, destitution and destruction of the known world of gorillas and apes

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"Surely, only death, destruction, and the absolute end of all civilized gorilla and ape civilization waits in the offering of the future at the merciless and wanton hands of these white collared, hatchet-faced, fur less, and unknown aliens, who are, it can only be concluded, the other-worldly grim reapers and ultimate destroyers of all that once stood for the decency, morality, industry, progress, and technological advancements of great and noble gorillas and apes everywhere. We will be missed,...Of this I am sure.""

Now, as facetious, and as I am sure some will want to add, "ridiculous," as that little aside-scenario might appear, or actually be, it does, nevertheless, make several very valid (and as my sources also would assert and add, "absolutely correct") important points of relevance when considering the tendency we humans have of likewise blowing things out of proportion, not the least of which is in the way and manner (usually with added dramatics) most humans tend to address and speculate on and about the whole question of the alien motivation behind their earthly arrival, in addition to suggesting what their long-term plans might consist of for the future.

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