Two Blocks from Slab TownThe One-Eyed Dogby Joey Boon 

I said," Daddy, he's a good dog! I know he's kind'a strange, but I like him."
Daddy looked me straight in the eyes and told me," Son, that dog is not from this world."
What happened next, you wouldn't believe unless you were there - and me and Daddy were! I guess this dog overheard what we were talking about and all of a sudden got up on all fours and started barking.
Well, I don't know if any of you reading this have ever seen the movie - "ET" - but that doggone dog was phoning home. The reason I know this is because about 2 minutes later this big "dog-house" flying contraption showed up. Now, I've watched a lot of science-fiction movies. And I've been privileged to see most of the latest models in UFO flying. But, I've never seen a dog house fly... makes you think!
The next time my wife says to me that I'm in the dog house, I might just say "thank you". Like that one-eyed dog said to me as he was leavin' - See Ya!
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