My name is David Solamen and I am a G-rated comic. I was a vocalist with Hanna-Barbera and have performed stand-up comedy at the Improv and the Comedy Store in Hollywood. I reside outside Nacogdoches, Texas, in four acres of forest. Since early January 2006, I have been visited 8 times and have logged some 20 hours in face-to-face conversations with a gray.
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MAGNUSS: the whole story - continues
by David Solamen
Moral reason. If motivated by a heightened since of
moral responsibility, where does this heightened since of compassion for lower
order intelligence come from? MAGNUSS morality can be derived from two
possible sources
1) Self-motivation without
God
2) Self-motivation because of
God
Now you are about to meet the individual with whom
I continue to converse. MAGNUSS is beyond anything I believed could exist in
this universe.
Having searched the web for his likeness, the most
realistic rendering of the individual with whom I conversed is at http://www.realalien.com/full.htm.
He said, "I am using your own lexicon embedded in your mind to communicate
with you. MAGNUSS does not communicate like ABO. We do not connect letter to
letter to form a word, word to word to form a thought, and thought to thought
to form a concept. MAGNUSS communicates using thought forms. Your brain
contains memories of communications that are as extractable as data files from
the hard drive of your crude computer. I algebraically substitute subject,
verb, and predicate with terms embedded in your mind."
MAGNUSS, in one of our eight face-to-face
sit-downs, directed me to http://www.laufo.com/disc-history.html.
The c.17,000-15,000 BC rendering of a rose-colored disk in the cave of "Pech
Merle" in France was my MAGNUSS. My MAGNUSS' younger brother, a
"SENSOR", with whom I had three sit-downs, looks much like http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ufophysics/jebeonef.jpg.
The genetically engineered MAGNUSS-ABO, with whom I had one face-to-face
sit-down, is the very individual who helped Travis Walton to the ground. You
may read about him at http://www.travis-walton.com/human.html.
Photos of Miniature Planet Earths of my MAGNUSS' "order" can be found
at
http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/california.1965/California-1965.1.gif
http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/california.1965/California-1965.2.gif
http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/yugoslavia.1974/Yugoslavia-1974.1.gif
http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/yugoslavia.1974/Yugoslavia-1974.2.gif
http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/misc.beacon/Beacon.1.gif
http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/misc.beacon/Beacon.2.gif
http://paul.rutgers.edu/ufo/pictures/oregon.1950/Oregon-1950.5.gif
Other of the 50 discrete "orders"
prefer
http://ufocasebook.com/triangles.html
others
http://www.temporaldoorway.com/ufo/report/590713.htm
The REAL world is the world I was introduced to
Jan 9, 2006. You have no idea. Just be assured, if your "UFO"
is flat-bottomed or Beacon-shaped, MAGNUSS states that 99% of the time it is
MAGNUSS and ABO is safe. But if
shaped like a vertical
cylinder, or like a baker's pie with a
cherry on top, RUN! like they did in Colares,
Brazil.
I will now fast-forward to 11:00
AM, Friday,
February 3, 2006. The
Nacogdoches weatherman had said it would be cloudy with
showers and thunderstorms, but as instructed I had biked out to a secluded
wooded area. Where? I will not tell you. As instructed, I carried in my
water-resistant backpack a ream of paper and several ballpoint pens. Little
did I know that over the next three days MAGNUSS would dictate 38 pages of
information he wished me to pass on to ABO.
At the left margin MAGNUSS words follow an M:
My words follow a J: MAGNUSS called me "Jay" because of my tendency to lapse
into all things J: Joke, Jester, Jerk. Jerry Lewis, Jonathan Winters, James
Carrey, Jamie Foxx, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander, Jay
Leno, Johnny Carson, Jack Paar, Jackie Gleason, Jack Benny, Jon Stewart, Jeff
Foxworthy, Jeff McHale, John Belushi.
[NOTE: While I was fumbling for pen and paper,
MAGNUSS mentioned something about his "order" spot-checking ABO science
fiction television programming and UFO websites to monitor how much bad press
interplanetary travelers are getting. Delighted, this "Jocular Jay" Trekkie
asked MAGNUSS a complicated question pertaining to the mechanism that allowed
me to hear him; but MAGNUSS' answer came too fast to write the question down.
Thus the dictation begins with his answer. His thoughts rushed into my mind
like cut-and-paste phrases.]
M: You have a mind meld not unlike that
portrayed in the Star Trek series.
J: I asked MAGNUSS about ATLANTIS. His answer
was ominous. I enquired no further.
M: Too much knowledge. It is not wise for you
to know this.
J: I asked about IMPLANTS,
which had been removed from the bodies of hundreds of ABO biologics (homo
sapiens sapiens).
M: IMPLANTS (not necessarily metallic) are
attached to nerve endings, which transmit locational and biological DATA to a
device not unlike a MAINFRAME, which follows all ABDUCTEES whom we TAG. There
is no hands-on manipulation required. The DATA is continually transmitted to
each ABDUCTEE'S CELL in our MAINFRAME. If one of the IMPLANTS is surgically
removed, a CELL becomes dormant and the MONITOR MAGNUSS is
alerted.
Our care not to offend our CREATOR and yours,
JESUS, is clearly manifest by the benign composition of the IMPLANT, which
does not TRIGGER the ABO white cells to fight it off.
We treat every ABO ABDUCTEE as though he were
the thief on the cross destined to repent in his final moment on EARTH. We
harm no one and go out of our way to return every ABO to the very spot where
we found him or her.
Since the day JESUS and two ethereals appeared
to ABRAHAM,
in the year 2047 AA (After Adam Ge2:8) 2071 BC by your Julian calendar, we
have applied our technology to measure RADIANCE, which all biologics emit.
Again, a storage device like a MAINFRAME records degree of RADIANCE for each
biologic species we study. By continual study of all orders of ABO, whether
Asian, Caucasian, African, and Hebrew, and specific RADIANCE calculation of
each individual elite, all MAGNUSS ORDERS can quickly scan a potential
abductee to determine whether his degree of RADIANCE falls within the range of
HOLINESS, the category of ABRAHAM, ISAAC, JACOB, MOSES, JOSHUA, DAVID,
SOLOMON, ELIJAH, ELISHA, ISAIAH, MICAH, DANIEL, ALL THE APOSTLES, THE HOLY
DEACONS, and millions of others we call the ELECT OF GOD. We will not ABDUCT
any individual whose RADIANCE calculation falls within the range of the ELECT
OF GOD. We search for healthy ABO whose RADIANCE calculation matches that of
ESAU,
JUDAS, and NERO. [MAGNUSS previously told me that in order to understand the
RADIANCE device, I had to think of three meters: one showing the brightness of
the brain, one showing the brightness of the heart, and one showing the
brightness of the soul. ESAU, JUDAS, and NERO registered a flat line on the
third meter.]
At the crucifixion, both
malefactors crucified on either side of our worship, JESUS, our
GOD, our CREATOR, in whom we trust and to whom we pray, registered a similar
RADIANCE to ESAU'S.
Suddenly one malefactor registered a discernable
shift in RADIANCE to that of the ELECT OF GOD. And with our remote
sensing equipment MAGNUSS heard him pray to JESUS, and recorded JESUS' reply
to a man who just hours before was reviling and blaspheming JESUS, Today you
shall be with me in PARADISE. Since PARADISE is that place where every MAGNUSS hopes to ascend
in the afterlife, every ABO is afforded that shadow of a doubt that he or she
may repent as the thief on the cross and prove to be one of the ELECT OF GOD.
Therefore we are exceedingly careful when we ABDUCT an ABO to harvest DNA,
eggs, sperm or whatever we require for our research.
You see, every MAGNUSS is perpetually in search
of that elixir in the TREE
OF LIFE that would have afforded ADAM OWLAM
LIFE. Recall that when ADAM ate of the TREE OF THE KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL
his biology was corrupted as a consequence of the elixir in the fruit of the
TREE OF KNOWLEDGE. TOTAL DEPRAVITY was the consequence of ADAM'S DISOBEDIENCE;
shortened lifespan was the consequence of the elixir in the pulp of the fruit.
Moses recorded that JESUS barred the way to the TREE
OF LIFE, Lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the TREE OF
LIFE, and eat and live OWLAM.
The Hebrew word OWLAM suggests that ADAM'S
lifespan of 930
years would have been extended to a TIME
BEYOND TIME had he been allowed to ingest the formula of chemicals
in the pulp of the TREE OF LIFE. MAGNUSS desires that formula of chemicals
that will extend our lifespan to a TIME BEYOND TIME. That is the main reason
we ABDUCT the low-RADIANCE ABO.
The turning point in the history of all MAGNUSS
came in the year 2047 AA 2071 BC.
I was flying in one of the MINIATURE PLANETS I
pilot, east of the Dead Sea. We, the
SENSOR and I, recorded several ABO RADIANCE
measurements, when the RADIANCE device pegged, registering a RADIANCE beyond
MAGNUSS, beyond anything MAGNUSS had previously encountered in the 296,000
years we have dwelt on this planet. On our remote viewer we saw three in the
likeness of ABO walking toward a Hebrew we had already been monitoring, being
a descendant of that Hebrew who survived the ERETZ
(territorial,
regional)
deluge, which destroyed the ecosystem of the southern Tigris and
Euphrates.
We recorded four individual RADIANCE levels as
two of the three turned and began walking toward the cities of abomination.
These two registered higher RADIANCE than MAGNUSS and higher even than Abraham
in whom we believed dwelled the INVISIBLE GOD. Suddenly we overheard the
remaining visitor, whose RADIANCE pegged our device, tell ABRAHAM that he was
GOD himself and he was going to destroy SODOM and GOMORRAH. It was at this point that the two ETHEREALS
turned and began walking toward the cities of
abomination.
I situated the miniature planet 300 miles due
east of the cities, the SENSOR recorded the prophecy about the destruction of
the cities. another miniature planet joined us, and we waited. No volcanic
activity nor tectonic upheaval was discernable. (Remember, Jay, that I use
your lexicon of terms to relay this knowledge.) But we saw burning cinders
materialize out of nothing and fall upon the cities and all the plain; and
every ABO was burned alive. Not one remained alive.
That was the day history changed for the
MAGNUSS. A prophecy given by God himself to Abraham came to pass. As you would
open a new Excel notebook and begin entering records on a research project, so
all MAGNUSS orders began to record all predictions made by
Hebrews.
740 BC was a pivotal time. Three prophecies
captivated all 50 orders of MAGNUSS.
1) ISAIAH 7:14 - Behold, a virgin shall conceive
and bear a son, and shall call his name GOD WITH US.
2) ISAIAH 9:6 - Unto us a child is born, unto us a
son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name
shall be called WONDERFUL COUNSELLOR, THE MIGHTY GOD, THE EVERLASTING FATHER,
THE PRINCE OF PEACE.
3) MICAH 5:2 - But thou BETHLEHEM EPHRATAH, though
thou be little among the thousands of
Judah, yet out of thee shall he come forth unto me to be
ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been from of old, from
OWLAM.
MAGNUSS knew from these three
prophecies
1) GOD, the very one who talked with ABRAHAM, the
one whose RADIANCE measurement pegged the SENSOR device, was going to thrust
himself into this planet
2) Through the womb of a virgin, a HEBREW VIRGIN,
and
3) This baby boy would be born in
BETHLEHEM, a hamlet near Jerusalem.
MAGNUSS knew the WHO and the WHERE. MAGNUSS
only needed the WHEN to alter their religious worldview.
539 BC the WHEN was revealed by the first
president of DARIUS the Mede, DANIEL. The ethereal GABRIEL revealed to DANIEL
that MESSIAH would appear to the HEBREWS precisely as follows: 483 360-day
years after a certain Persian monarch commanded the city
Jerusalem to be rebuilt.
We waited expecting these four prophecies to be
fulfilled as surely as the prophecy about the destruction of
SODOM and GOMORRAH. Our GOD was about to become an ABO
Hebrew.
450 BC the prophecy was triggered when
ARTAXERXES LONGIMANUS gave forth the commandment for
Jerusalem to be rebuilt.
4 BC MAGNUSS, using one of our old tricks,
positioned our miniature planets in the sky perfectly eclipsing known stars.
And suddenly a brilliant star appeared in the night sky above
BETHLEHEM and shined down on a baby born of a virgin, a
HEBREW virgin. MAGNUSS had already identified her by a RADIANCE scan that
pegged the SENSOR device. From that moment, all MAGNUSS orders maintained a
constant watch over her. She was a VIRGIN when JESUS was born. Isaiah 7:14,
Isaiah 9:6, and Micah 5:2 had been fulfilled.
MAGNUSS began to record every Old Testament
prediction that could be construed as referring to the DEATH OF MESSIAH, which
would come 486-1/2 360-day years after the decree to rebuild
Jerusalem.
According to PSALM 22
1) Would MESSIAH cry out, My God, my God, why hast
thou forsaken me, be a worm and no man, a reproach of men, despised of the
people?
2) Would all who watched MESSIAH die laugh him to
scorn, shoot out their lips and shake their heads saying, He trusted on the
LORD that he would deliver him; let him deliver him, seeing he delighted in
him?
3) Would they part MESSIAH'S garments and cast lots
upon his vesture?
According to ISAIAH 53, would MESSIAH be
numbered with the transgressors? Would MESSIAH be lifted up on a pole like the
brazen serpent was lifted up on a pole by Moses, that all who believed might
look upon the brazen serpent and be instantly healed of their
snakebite?
MAGNUSS watched GOD WITH US grow into a
man.
26 AD, by your current reckoning of time, JESUS
walked out into the Jordan
river and was immersed by
a man called JOHN THE IMMERSER, JESUS' cousin after the flesh. Daniel's
prediction had been fulfilled. 483 360-day years had passed since the command
to restore and build Jerusalem. JESUS was the MESSIAH of the Hebrews, the GOD and
CREATOR of MAGNUSS.
MAGNUSS recorded one thousand miracles,
miracles of healing. The lame were made to walk, the blind were made to see,
the demons and devils were cast out, and the dead were made to live again.
Surely this was THE MIGHTY GOD, THE EVERLASTING FATHER, and MAGNUSS envied the
ABO, for THE LAMB OF GOD would take away his sin and secure his bliss in the
afterlife. But MAGNUSS was not of ABO blood and not under ORIGINAL
SIN.
Where does MAGNUSS go when he dies? His
miniature planet malfunctions, and his frail frame is dashed on the rocks of
the centripetal surface.
The ALGEBRAIC SALVATION is not for MAGNUSS. ABO
INFINITY DEATH is cancelled by INFINITY becoming ABO and suffering DEATH.
Therefore JESUS turns in his last
hour to an ABO, who all his life had lied, cheated, and stolen, and
says to him that most joyous promise, This day you shall be with me in
Paradise.
J: How many of you are
there?
M: Approximately
1,000,000.
J: Do all MAGNUSS look the
same?
M: We are as different as Africans. Each order
of African has a different melanin concentration, a different average height,
and there are no two alike in any order. GOD has made it where no two
individuals can be exactly alike.
J: Why are you on this
Earth?
M: We were placed here, created right here,
just as you were created right here by the GOD JESUS.
J: You speak of JESUS as any ABO who calls
himself a Christian might speak of him. Are you all
Christians?
M: Of course. Our empirical science can admit
no other faith. MAGNUSS studies the Bible far more than ABO studies the Bible.
All the original manuscripts, both of the Old and New Testament, are in our
possession in a central repository accessible by every
MAGNUSS.
J: Have you studied every other religious book
authored by ABO?
M: MAGNUSS has fed every other book of religion
into our ANALYZER, examined each for consistency and critical logic, and has
made determination as to the probability of DIVINE origin. Only one book has
proven to be inerrant, THE BIBLE. We revere the Bible more than any ABO. No
prediction pertaining to the death, burial, and resurrection of MESSIAH JESUS
was left unfulfilled.
Our religious preoccupation surprises you? It
should not. Any empiricist who simply lists the Bible predictions and checks
off the ones fulfilled will come to the same conclusion as MAGNUSS: JESUS is
GOD, GOD is JESUS, JESUS created
all things, and without him was not anything made
that was made. We do not argue with the DATA. We form a hypothesis, gather and
record data, and look for patterns in the data that either prove or disprove
the hypothesis. We value INDUCTIVE REASONING and avoid DEDUCTIVE REASONING.
[During another sit-down MAGNUSS reminded me of Philippians
2:10,11 - At the name of JESUS every knee shall bow, of entities in
Heaven,
and entities terrestrial,
and entities subterranean;
and every tongue shall confess that Jesus Christ is LORD (KURIOS: God the
Creator, the Messiah) to the glory of God the Father. Is not MAGNUSS religious
preoccupation simply a fulfillment of this prophecy?]
J: Which other religious books have you found
useful?
M: None. The Book of Mormon is nothing. The
Koran is an evil book authored by a depraved man who justified the killing and
maiming of men who disagreed with him. Evolution is laughable since life
cannot arise from non-life. Every MAGNUSS is a CREATIONIST. And we find it odd
that your founding document should state, "We hold these truths to be
self-evident that all men are created," and then you allocate public resources
to brainwash the minds of school children to embrace evolution, which in the
opinion of MAGNUSS is just another false religion that will lead the ABO to an
afterlife where the worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched. MAGNUSS
worships JESUS intensely, more than any ABO, because we do not argue with the
preponderance of evidence; we embrace it.
J: What do you think about the war in
Iraq?
M: Andrew Krebs's RADIANCE scan looks very much
like MUHAMMAD'S. Both men claimed to be in contact with God but their RADIANCE
calculation was dull. Unless Andrew Krebs is a thief-on-the-cross type,
MAGNUSS believes it would have been good for him had he never been conceived.
Consider the evidence. JESUS said, Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall
be called the children of God. Jesus' last sermon to Simon Peter was, Put up
your sword into its sheath, for all they that take the sword shall perish by
the sword. We consider the war in IRAQ a private family vendetta. He lies. He lied about
weapons of mass destruction. We know he lied. We monitor every word that is
said in the Oval Office. Our remote viewing and listening SENSOR operated by
my brother (we are clones; MAGNUSS no longer reproduces sexually) is able to
pass through a bar of lead and never collide with an atom. (There is more
space between the atoms than the atoms take up.)
Let me add this. The apostle Paul lived under
the iron fist of the Roman emperor. Yet he warned in Romans chapter 13 that
every governmental authority was ordained of God; and whosoever resisted the
governmental authority was guilty of fighting against God Himself. Saddam
Hussein was an evil tyrant, but no more so than emperor Claudius.
Iraq's tyrant had allowed Christian churches to be
established and had guaranteed their peaceful co-existence with Muslims. The
minute Hussein was overthrown, Muslims burned down the churches and not a few
Christians were murdered.
Mindless, senseless, soulless assassins are in
the Pentagon and the CIA and in the FBI. Numerous coups have been sponsored by
your CIA in the name of national security.
J: How many recent presidents have had a
similar RADIANCE calculation like ABRAHAM?
M: None have had this bright an aura, but two
ABO you could call "brother" were JIMMY CARTER and RONALD
REAGAN.
J: What would MAGNUSS have advised JIMMY CARTER
when the Americans were taken hostage in
Iran?
M: We would have advised him to slaughter
10,000 swine, load them--heads and all--in the bay of a bomber, and drop them
in Tehran along with thousands of flyers stating, "Release
the hostages immediately, or tomorrow I will drop 10,000 swine on the Dome of
the Rock and 10,000 swine on the KA'ABA in MECCA." The hostages would have been released and your
country would not be in the quagmire you are in today.
J: You said that MAGNUSS no longer sexually
reproduces. and that you and your brother are clones. You are a pilot and he
is a SENSOR.
M: Correct. MAGNUSS was created by JESUS in
298,000 BC. Each of the orders was created by JESUS one at a time, ecoregion
by ecoregion, ERETZ by ERETZ. The pattern is in the first chapter of Genesis.
In six days JESUS created one order of MAGNUSS in his ERETZ (land, country,
territory, region) with that ERETZ endemic species, and rested on the seventh
day. (Ask me about 7 later.) In six days Jesus created another MAGNUSS order
in another ERETZ with other endemic species. And so on until all 50 MAGNUSS
orders were complete.
J: Did you all war like we ABO war
today?
M: Sadly, yes, but nothing on the scale of your
world wars. Iraq is a war over scarce resources. Ours were also.
Were lives lost? Yes. As we look back on our history, we find it interesting
to note our skirmishes all came during the age MAGNUSS reproduced sexually, as
though that was the rutting season of our history.
J: When did you stop reproducing
sexually?
M: In 278,000 BC. But thousands of years before
this we used selective breeding.
J: Did you ever have a capitalistic system like
ABO today?
M: Not to the point where members of an order
stood upon the backs of their fellows to advance themselves at the expense of
others. No MAGNUSS order ever had a monetary system, and even today, gold--so
prized by ABO--is of little value to us.
J: You brought me to 278,000 BC. What other
milestones are you willing to share about your history?
M: 298,000 BC - JESUS creates 50 MAGNUSS
orders, one after another. MAGNUSS is a 7-structure, bilateral symmetry
biologic: (1) Head, (2) Neck, (3) Torso (4,5) left arm, right arm, (6,7) left
leg, right leg; divide us down the center, the left side mirrors the right
side. Each order is unique. My order, as you can see, is approximately 4'4"
tall with a pronounced cranium, large almond-shaped eyes, small nose and
mouth, slight frame, and a body chemistry radically different from ABO. I am
ashy-gray. Many of the orders are ashy-gray, although each one is
unique.
297,000 BC - All orders of MAGNUSS achieve
flight and remote sensing capabilities. It has taken MAGNUSS only 1000 years
to achieve what it took ABO 6000 years to accomplish. All the continents and
Greenland are in the same positions they are in today--plus
or minus a foot. The orders living in the centrifugal crust of this hollow
planet bask in the eternal sunshine of the inner star whose particles
dispersed ages ago to form the gravitational plate and the centrifugal plate.
(Don't go looking for MAGNUSS within, or you will find yourself his specimen.)
MAGNUSS orders begin to butt their heads over scarce resources like two
Mastodons in rutting season competing for precious
prize.
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