Eyewitnesses claim to have seen alien beings combing cow pastures for what they call a “magic white serum” that enhances bone strength, promotes muscle recovery, prevents cavities, and takes the edge off insomnia and PMS.

“This wonder tonic is exactly what we’ve been looking for,” declared one alien scientist in a recent interview.  “Thanks to DA-IRY, our brittle-boned, sleep-deprived citizens will have relief, at last.”

Mike Sweeney of Loleta, CA, sketched this based on the abduction he witnessed on January 30, 2006.

Reports linking extraterrestrials to cows, inspired GOT MILK? creators - The California Milk Processor Board (CMPB) – forming the basis of their next generation of television advertisements.  The new GOT MILK? commercial campaign – appropriately called “Aliens” - consists of five 30 second TV spots.  Set to break March 13^th and run throughout 2006, the campaign aims to position milk as a ‘wonder tonic’ with multiple health benefits.

“This is no hoax and we’re not sworn to secrecy,” says Steve James, CMPB Chairman. “We want earthlings to see milk with fresh eyes and recognize its benefits beyond just a calcium source.”

This celestial send-up signifies the coming together of two seemingly unrelated pop culture icons: GOT MILK? and aliens.  “But, actually both have captured the American imagination, and entered our vernacular in popular and pervasive ways,” continues James. 

In fact, alien experts and UFO investigators have long reported an extraterrestrial fascination with cows that is here-to-now gone unexplained.

“We don’t know why, but cows are a part of the UFO story,” stresses Peter Robbins, UFO Investigator and co-author of Left of East Gate: A first-hand account of Bentwaters-Woodbridge UFO incident.  “These commercials aren’t that far-fetched.”

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